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Dammit, Jim, I’m a doctor, not an historian
almostrekkie: “I’m not a drama critic.” — request by anon.
trektags: #jim and bones #a summary (tags via adrasteas)
#Bones acts as if everything in the galaxy is Jim’s fault #the kid is seventeen Jim why the fuck is the kid 17 what did you do
fuckyeah-nerdery: thescienceofjohnlock: sherlocksaysjawn: kriskenshin: imalloutofmilk: Definition of College life. I thought that was Spock Even Spock can’t handle this illogical shit I saw Spock too Kirk: “Is he dead, Bones?” McCoy: “No,
evil-bones-mccoy: gazzymouse: too-cool-for-facebook: crankystalfos: jackiemakescomics: captaintsundere: authormichals: Manueluv and I are convinced Agent K is Coulson’s father. Hell, MIB is even owned by Marvel. Welp. Never gonna unsee this.
kyraneko: lyraeon: evil-bones-mccoy: yourunderwaterskies: lyraeon: But what if the princess was in the tower because she was the dragon? Like the queen gives birth and oops it’s this adorable little scaley lizard with tiny wings that she can never
humanoidhistory:TODAY IN HISTORY: Actor DeForest Kelley, better known as Star Trek’s Dr. Leonard “Bones” McCoy, was born on January 20, 1920 in Toccoa, Georgia, in the heart of Federation space.
this was the best part of all of star trek
☆universes collide☆
Support Affogato on Patreon! -> patreon.com/reapersun~Read from beginning~<Previous chapter - Page 1 - Page 2>It’s time for some weird shit~
~Support me on Patreon - patreon.com/reapersun~Bonus Eat Day doodle~ A patron requested Spock failing at pumpkin pie~
Nu!Trek in American 1930’s clothes, because reasons and vague idea of Kirk losing most of his memories and winding up working back on a Kirk family-owned farm in Iowa and the rest of the crew all just “oh for fucks sake let’s go get
truly a love story for the ages
eamestrousers: I’ve been meaning to make this Jim/Bones rec list for a while. Now that I’ve seen ST:Beyond for the third time I need to just sit here and stew in my Jim/Bones feels. So now you get to as well. Please, please, please always feel free
boldlygobones: ofmckirk: #even in the bloopers there are lens flares (via deannastroi) #it’s actually canon that bones threw up on him#can you imagine the glee in jim’s voice every time he gets to tell this story#about how his best friend became
lostinthepsychward: Whatever you do, don’t imagine Bones saying “bless your heart” to Spock. Don’t imagine Spock asking Jim what that means because he doubts “the doctor wants my heart blessed.” Don’t imagine Jim laughing so hard he isn’t
alisonbechdell: “Five years in space? God help me.” requested by anonymous // insp.
kaciart: ‘You’ll be the death of me, kid.’Not before he’s the death of himself
thecaptainandthesergeant: something i noticed when i was watching beyond for the third time is that jim loses contact with spock and bones fairly early on in the fight against krall’s people. the last thing he knows is that spock was being chased,
fuckyeahleonardmccoy: Mirror McCoy Don’t ask the doctor why they call him ‘Bones’ if you can’t handle the answer. McCoy loved it, absolutely loved when someone got curious enough to ask about his nickname. The ensigns usually fell victim to
dailykarlurban: Karl Urban in that goddamn glorious wetsuit YAAASSSSSS
random jim/bones headcanons:
ghostmccoys: character posters: Leonard H. Mccoy “all i’ve got left is my bones.”
You were about to make a medical comment, Jim?
evil-bones-mccoy: “she shouldn’t have worn that skirt to the frat party.” “yeah, well, archduke franz ferdinand shouldn’t have been wandering around sarajevo in an open-top car, so i guess he was asking to be murdered, too.”
evil-bones-mccoy: brilliant-pissoff: #wait #is she sitting in his lap #are they in the chair #are they drinking coffee and gossiping about kirk YES THEY TOTALLY ARE LILY “You would not believe what the captain did today, Spock.” “What did he
thecrystalclods: demonicvulcan: to boldly NO a novel by leonard bones mccoy
evil-bones-mccoy: lifeofanerdyteacher: crankystalfos: jackiemakescomics: captaintsundere: authormichals: Manueluv and I are convinced Agent K is Coulson’s father. Hell, MIB is even owned by Marvel. Welp. Never gonna unsee this. Shiiiiiiiiiiiit
evil-bones-mccoy: “she shouldn’t have worn that skirt to the frat party.” “yeah, well, archduke franz ferdinand shouldn’t have been wandering around sarajevo in an open-top car, so i guess he was asking to be murdered, too.”
lyraeon: evil-bones-mccoy: yourunderwaterskies: lyraeon: But what if the princess was in the tower because she was the dragon? Like the queen gives birth and oops it’s this adorable little scaley lizard with tiny wings that she can never quite
apricotedits: Dr. Leonard “Bones” McCoy + Character Tropes
bernstelled: “I once performed an emergency C-section on a pregnant Gorn— OCTUPLETS— and let me tell you, those little bastards bite .” Re-watching Star Trek Into Darkness and realized that if McCoy plus 8 baby Gorns isn’t an accident
meekobits: ….and we have Tornado warnings here…. *goes to grab emergency supplies and the cats*
evil-bones-mccoy: submissivefeminist:Condoms are only 98% effective when used correctly.Sugar can cause infections in the vagina. This means things like chocolate sauce, honey, and lubricants with glycerin can be harmful.Having sex with an intoxicated
hawksdevil: gif request meme → star trek + most attractive↳ Leonard ‘Bones’ McCoy
deforrestkelley: #one touch #ONE GOD DAMN TOUCH AND JAMES TIBERIUS KIRK STOPS DEAD #his body TURNS to mccoy #his face is almost shy and withdrawn like he /knows/ bones is going to get on to him #but look at bones’ face #it’s softer than it usually
evil-bones-mccoy: homonorsegods: sherlock: homonorsegods: MARY LOOKS LIKE FEM VERSION OF JOHN AND JANINE IS LIKE FEM VERSION OF SHERLOCK WHAT THE FUCK MAN This is the post that will create a future ship. Well done my friend. Well done. LOOK LOOOK
elfpen:Welcome to Starfleet the Science BrosI stole a line from Bones McCoy’s book because, in case you haven’t already seen, Marvel’s new Spiderman is barely nineteen and he looks even younger.(It’s only a matter of time before Tony and Bruce
mccoy-being-angry-at-things: Kirk, Spock, and Bones actors merged. x y z now that is CASTING
evil-bones-mccoy:“she shouldn’t have worn that skirt to the frat party.” “yeah, well, archduke franz ferdinand shouldn’t have been wandering around sarajevo in an open-top car, so i guess he was asking to be murdered, too.”
fastasyou: The Very Best of Dr. Leonard ‘Bones’ McCoy - 2009 reboot
evil-bones-mccoy: brinnanza: amuseoffyre: yukinojou: belegsghost: ambelle: undeadseanbean: “what does elementary have that sherlock doesn’t?” #multiple queer characters in roles that aren’t all about their queerness but treat them as people
upallnightogetloki: evil-bones-mccoy: “she shouldn’t have worn that skirt to the frat party.” “yeah, well, archduke franz ferdinand shouldn’t have been wandering around sarajevo in an open-top car, so i guess he was asking to be
